So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
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I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
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You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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