i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Randomize
