On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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