I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
