Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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