I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
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if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
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He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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