he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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