please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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