Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
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I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
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In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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