You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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