She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Randomize
