This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
he quoted the bible to break up with me
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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