do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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