i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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