How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Come on in and take your pants off
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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