so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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