dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
My pussy is not your playground.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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