thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
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I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
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He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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