I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
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You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
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well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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