I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
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OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
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I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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