four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
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Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
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The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Congratulations! We have a period
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