So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
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