somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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