Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women

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(702): View more from Nevada

Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.

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(770): View more from Georgia

separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.

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(513): View more from Ohio

I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.

(440): View more from Ohio

...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.

(513): View more from Ohio

That was a text you sent me last night.

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(518): View more from New York

we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song

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(954): View more from Florida

So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?

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(831): View more from California

I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.

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