Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
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she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
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He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
that is very illegal...i love you.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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