I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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