Having a random hookup so left but love u
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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