The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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