Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
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