There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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