Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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