this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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