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She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
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hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
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You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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