I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
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Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
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So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
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