question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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