she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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