Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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