on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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