I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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