And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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