I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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