I think I am morally bankrupt
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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