ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Randomize