Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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