90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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