Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
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Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
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I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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