This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
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What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
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I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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