will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
how do you play pong handcuffed?
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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