if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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