This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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