I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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