we have pet lesbian snakes
Don't make out with my wife yet
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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