Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
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I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
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If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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