I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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